Friday

Hard at work on the old spreadsheet, getting ready for my Rotterdam trip next week. The September sales numbers are looking good, up 5% year on year, despite the challenging business environment. And that doesn’t even include the new Singapore contract! This is going to be a GREAT fourth quarter at Maynard M Maynard. Next week I might take the sales team out for a pint. (Or two!!!)

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  1. Great to see another dedicated sales man hammering the markets. Goddam Singapore. Haven't heard of Maynard M Maynard, where are you based?

    Roderick.

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  2. In the end it will be the on-tap sex with stunner hookers dressed as Santas that drives you over the edge into oblivion. Being paid to watch Bloomberg babes lick their sweet tender lips on camera might sound like fun, but what of the world-wide nexus between prostitution rackets and the Bloomberg Empire itself? Why else would BBerg TV go to such lengths to associate sex with money? Think about that, next time you're impaling a pink young Polish tart.

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  3. Fuck you Sales! It's only a matter of time before the armies of Logistics lay your department waste, sewing the carpets with salt, mountains of burnt printers etc.

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  4. Shouldn't that be 'sowing'?

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  5. No you can ensure more coverage that way.

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  6. when's this blog gonna get updated? I live for the sales samurai!!

    Learned everything I know about sales from this blog. Took me from selling office supplies door to door to being a high net worth Wall Street trader.

    But, with so few posts lately, I don't know what to do.

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  7. What does the M stand for in Maynard M Maynard not that I'm not afraid to ask.

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